CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Graphic Descriptions of Blood
2. Graphic Description of Ritualistic Self-Harm (not more than a nick, and only enough to get a few drops of blood)
3. Graphic Description of Animal Sacrifice
4. Trance States
5. Storms
6. Lightning Impacts
7. Animal Death
8. Alcohol
9. Mentions of Death and Murder

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Violence and Battle
2. Blood and Gore
3. Murder
4. Darth Vader
5. Disembowelment
6. Maiming
7. Decapitation
8. Strangulation
9. Darth Vader
10. Kidnapping
11. Threats
12. Falling From Great Heights
13. Darth Vader
14. Death by Fall
15. Storms
16. Darth Vader
17. Storm Wraith
18. Tearful Reunions

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Climbing on top of a moving vehicle
2. Gunfire
3. Murder
4. Explosions
5. Murder
6. Blood and Injuries
7. Murder
8. Vehicle Crash
9. Murder
10. Falling from Heights
11. Did I Mention The Murder?

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Public Intoxication
2. Drunken Sexual Harassment
3. Ignoring of the word “no”
4. Threats
5. Bodily Harm
6. Allusions to victim blaming (no actual victim blaming)
7. Allusions to rape
8. Frank discussions of power dynamics, sexual assault, and slavery
9. More threats
10. Bribery

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Zev’s Massive Gay Panic
2. Grenades
3. Graphic Descriptions of Murder
4. Graphic Descriptions of Blood
5. Looting of Dead Bodies
6. Heavy Weather

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Threats
2. Non-lethal Strangulation
3. Graphic Descriptions of Corpses
4. Description of Impromptu Autopsy
5. Aftereffects of Lethal Poisoning
6. Darth Vader
7. Graphic Descriptions of Interrogation
8. Graphic Descriptions of Non-consensual Mind-Reading/Mind Rape
9. Seizure Symptom Imagery
10. Darth Vader
11. Graphic Descriptions of Murder
12. Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore
13. Graphic Descriptions of Body Horror
14. Body Bags
15. Darth Vader’s Attitude

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore
2. Graphic Descriptions of Character Deaths/Murder
3. Graphic Descriptions of Poisoning
4. Alien Morality
5. Storm winds
6. Slavery
7. Madness
8. Psychological Warfare
9. Lethal Mutilation
10. Threats
11. Graphic Descriptions of Puppy Dog Eyes

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Graphic Descriptions of Pain
2. Graphic Descriptions of Wound Care
3. Surprise Tests

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

CONTENT WARNINGS:

1. Blood
2. Graphic Description of Non-consensual Mind Reading/Mind Rape
3. Graphic Description of Seizure-like Symptoms
4. Vader
5. Threats
6. Reckless Driving

Welcome to The Essential How-To Guide for the Engineering Jedi, written by Jackdaw_Kraai and read by Sam Gabriel! This story is serialized in the form of multiple fics with different names, recorded and presented in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!