04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 18

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Graphic Descriptions of Blood
  2. Graphic Description of Ritualistic Self-Harm (not more than a nick, and only enough to get a few drops of blood)
  3. Graphic Description of Animal Sacrifice
  4. Trance States
  5. Storms
  6. Lightning Impacts
  7. Animal Death
  8. Alcohol
  9. Mentions of Death and Murder

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 17

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Descriptions of Torture (no actual torture)
  2. Descriptions of Blood
  3. Confrontation of Deep-seated Trauma
  4. Threats

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 16

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Violence and Battle
  2. Blood and Gore
  3. Murder
  4. Darth Vader
  5. Disembowelment
  6. Maiming
  7. Decapitation
  8. Strangulation
  9. Darth Vader
  10. Kidnapping
  11. Threats
  12. Falling From Great Heights
  13. Darth Vader
  14. Death by Fall
  15. Storms
  16. Darth Vader
  17. Storm Wraith
  18. Tearful Reunions

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 15

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Climbing on top of a moving vehicle
  2. Gunfire
  3. Murder
  4. Explosions
  5. Murder
  6. Blood and Injuries
  7. Murder
  8. Vehicle Crash
  9. Murder
  10. Falling from Heights
  11. Did I Mention The Murder?

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 14

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Public Intoxication
  2. Drunken Sexual Harassment
  3. Ignoring of the word “no”
  4. Threats
  5. Bodily Harm
  6. Allusions to victim blaming (no actual victim blaming)
  7. Allusions to rape
  8. Frank discussions of power dynamics, sexual assault, and slavery
  9. More threats
  10. Bribery

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 13

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Zev’s Massive Gay Panic
  2. Grenades
  3. Graphic Descriptions of Murder
  4. Graphic Descriptions of Blood
  5. Looting of Dead Bodies
  6. Heavy Weather

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 12

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Threats
  2. Non-lethal Strangulation
  3. Graphic Descriptions of Corpses
  4. Description of Impromptu Autopsy
  5. Aftereffects of Lethal Poisoning
  6. Darth Vader
  7. Graphic Descriptions of Interrogation
  8. Graphic Descriptions of Non-consensual Mind-Reading/Mind Rape
  9. Seizure Symptom Imagery
  10. Darth Vader
  11. Graphic Descriptions of Murder
  12. Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore
  13. Graphic Descriptions of Body Horror
  14. Body Bags
  15. Darth Vader’s Attitude

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 11

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Gore
  2. Graphic Descriptions of Character Deaths/Murder
  3. Graphic Descriptions of Poisoning
  4. Alien Morality
  5. Storm winds
  6. Slavery
  7. Madness
  8. Psychological Warfare
  9. Lethal Mutilation
  10. Threats
  11. Graphic Descriptions of Puppy Dog Eyes

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 10

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Graphic Descriptions of Pain
  2. Graphic Descriptions of Wound Care
  3. Surprise Tests

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04 – How To Win A Bar Fight – Chapter 09

CONTENT WARNINGS:

  1. Blood
  2. Graphic Description of Non-consensual Mind Reading/Mind Rape
  3. Graphic Description of Seizure-like Symptoms
  4. Vader
  5. Threats
  6. Reckless Driving

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