Welcome to The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative, written by Madam_Melon_Meow and sarcasticcelery, and read by Sam Gabriel! This story consists of one main narrative and multiple ancillary texts, recorded and spliced in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!

Welcome to The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative, written by Madam_Melon_Meow and sarcasticcelery, and read by Sam Gabriel! This story consists of one main narrative and multiple ancillary texts, recorded and spliced in order on this feed. All text can be found on ao3. My website can be found at http://samgabrielvo.com. Enjoy!